in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
this is my favorite thing on the internet
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY
THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND
BUT ACCEPT THE BODY
maybe lesbians idk
So I guess the KKK has said that they think Westboro Baptist Church is going too far with picketing the funerals of the children.
You know you’ve gone too far when the KKK thinks you’re going too far.
for a minute i thought this was signed by jesus and i was like TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKERS YOUR JESUS HAS SPOKEN
A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film
So you’ve been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.
Directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke, Cargo was a finalist in Tropfest Australia 2013. It’s also a rather clever take on zombie genre tropes, with a story that isn’t about the survival of self, but the survival of another.
When I saw him walking with the balloon I lost it
Completely lost it
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
|friend:||there's nothing worse than death|
|me:||when there's no food|
|me:||fictional characters dying|
|me:||your crush asks someone else out|
|me:||auto play on blogs|
|me:||when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you|